<1> Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
<2> My computer isn't that nervous...it's just a bit ANSI.
<3> My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier.
<4> Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer.
<5> Honey, I Formatted the Kid!
<6> Spelling checkers at maximum Fire!
<7> Your e-mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage.
<8> Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
<9> Hex dump: Where witches put used curses...
<10> Never violate the Prime Directory C:\
<11> Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once...
<12> Maniac: An early computer built by nuts...
<13> Stack Error: Lost on a cluttered desk...
<14> Stack Overflow: Too many pancakes...
<15> Life would be much easier if I had the source code.
<16> Capt'n! The spell checker kinna take this abuser
<17> C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files.
<18> ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS.
<19> How do I set my laser printer on stun?
<20> "Today's subliminal thought, is:"
<21> 'Calm down -- it's only ones, and zeros.'
<22> '.... now touch these wires to your tongue!'
<23> Computer analyst to programmer: "You start coding I'll go find out what they want."
<24> According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
<25> It said, "Insert disk #3," but only two will fit!
<26> RAM DISK is not an installation procedure!
<27> Computers are only human.
<28> This time it will surely run.
<29> I just found the last bug.
<30> The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance. -Robert R. Coveyou Oak Ridge National Laboratory
<31> It's redundant! It's redundant! -R. E. Dundant
<32> Bug? That's not a bug, that's a feature. -T. John Wendel
<33> The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH'-Weinberg, p.l52
<34> On a clear disk you can seek forever. -Computerworld button
<35> I write all my critical routines in assembler, and my comedy routines in FORTRAN. -Anonymous
<36> If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. -Dykstra
<37> "#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) - Shakespeare."
<38> "Real programmers use: COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE"
<39> Logic: The art of being wrong with confidence...
<40> To iterate is human; to recurse, divine.
<41> If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0
<42> Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can't be fixed
<43> Microwave: Signal from a friendly micro
<44> Nostalgia: The good old days multiplied by a bad memory
<45> God is REAL, unless explicitly declared INTEGER.
<46> Asking if computers can think is like asking if submarines can swim.
<47> From C:\*.* to shining C:\*.
<48> AAAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse Anonymous
<49> CCITT - Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today
<50> This message transmitted on 100% recycled electrons.
<51> Today's assembler command: EXOP Execute Operator
<52> Justify my text? I'm sorry but it has no excuse.
<53> Programming is an art form that fights back.
<54> "Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?"
<55> All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
<56> Backups? We doan *NEED*, no steenking baX%^~,VbKx NO CARRIER
<57> My mail reader can beat up your mail reader.
<58> Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
<59> Nobody has ever, ever, EVER learned all of WordPerfect.
<60> To define recursion, we must first define recursion.