<1> Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?

<2> My computer isn't that nervous...it's just a bit ANSI.

<3> My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier.

<4> Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer.

<5> Honey, I Formatted the Kid!

<6> Spelling checkers at maximum Fire!

<7> Your e-mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage.

<8> Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?

<9> Hex dump: Where witches put used curses...

<10> Never violate the Prime Directory C:\

<11> Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once...

<12> Maniac: An early computer built by nuts...

<13> Stack Error: Lost on a cluttered desk...

<14> Stack Overflow: Too many pancakes...

<15> Life would be much easier if I had the source code.

<16> Capt'n! The spell checker kinna take this abuser

<17> C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files.

<18> ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS.

<19> How do I set my laser printer on stun?

<20> "Today's subliminal thought, is:"

<21> 'Calm down -- it's only ones, and zeros.'

<22> '.... now touch these wires to your tongue!'

<23> Computer analyst to programmer: "You start coding I'll go find out what they want."

<24> According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.

<25> It said, "Insert disk #3," but only two will fit!

<26> RAM DISK is not an installation procedure!

<27> Computers are only human.

<28> This time it will surely run.

<29> I just found the last bug.

<30> The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance. -Robert R. Coveyou Oak Ridge National Laboratory

<31> It's redundant! It's redundant! -R. E. Dundant

<32> Bug? That's not a bug, that's a feature. -T. John Wendel

<33> The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH'-Weinberg, p.l52

<34> On a clear disk you can seek forever. -Computerworld button

<35> I write all my critical routines in assembler, and my comedy routines in FORTRAN. -Anonymous

<36> If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. -Dykstra

<37> "#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) - Shakespeare."

<38> "Real programmers use: COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE"

<39> Logic: The art of being wrong with confidence...

<40> To iterate is human; to recurse, divine.

<41> If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0

<42> Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can't be fixed

<43> Microwave: Signal from a friendly micro

<44> Nostalgia: The good old days multiplied by a bad memory

<45> God is REAL, unless explicitly declared INTEGER.

<46> Asking if computers can think is like asking if submarines can swim.

<47> From C:\*.* to shining C:\*.

<48> AAAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse Anonymous

<49> CCITT - Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today

<50> This message transmitted on 100% recycled electrons.

<51> Today's assembler command: EXOP Execute Operator

<52> Justify my text? I'm sorry but it has no excuse.

<53> Programming is an art form that fights back.

<54> "Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?"

<55> All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

<56> Backups? We doan *NEED*, no steenking baX%^~,VbKx NO CARRIER

<57> My mail reader can beat up your mail reader.

<58> Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

<59> Nobody has ever, ever, EVER learned all of WordPerfect.

<60> To define recursion, we must first define recursion.